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fantasy burrito 

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.
1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.
fantasy burrito by Hoodad January 6, 2006
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Fantasy Douche 

Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.

In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
Fantasy Douche by TexasHammer January 19, 2011

Fantasy Mission Force 

1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.

2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!

55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!

Fantasy Freak 

A person who loves fantasy. They love dragons, fairies, and mythology. They also enjoy magical things. Anything that is considered impossible according to most people is their obsession. They relish in a good story with legend, folktale, mythology, and magic. Sometimes they'll even research it to be considered a magical expert. A true fantasy freak is hard to find because not many people are that obsessed with the impossible. Fantasy freaks do not believe in earthly limitations.
Sometimes they are so obsessed they may dress like the things they read about. They are also dark humored and day dream a lot. Fantasy novelists can be considered a fantasy freak. Are confused for goth, nerd, or geek because they are reading books a lot (mostly fantasy stuff), they, may play many fantasy games (like role-plays), and they may dress according to the trends of the things they obsess over (aka vampires, werewolves, dragons, warriors, magicians, witches, ect.)
I am a fantasy freak. XD I research fantasy, legends, and mythology as much as I can.
Fantasy Freak by bookcrazy1 October 19, 2010

fantasy widow 

A wife who has lost her husband (temporarily) to his fantasy sports obsession.
After my husband told me he had 15 ESPN fantasy baseball leagues this season, I began my mourning as a fantasy widow for the season.

Fantasy Football 

A game that will drive you completely insane.
Turned me into a Cleveland Brown's fan.
Made me cheer for kickers.
Makes me spend 9 hours on NFL.com's Gamecast every Sunday
The reason the NFL is the number one sport in this country.
"Man I really want the Colts win today but I hope Peyton throws like 4 interceptions."

"Alright, so Torry Holt just caught a 60-yard touchdown, there's 10 points, but I have to deduct 4 from that because he scored against my defense and then deduct one more point because the guy I'm playing has Jeff Wilkins."

"Screw Fantasy Football, I'm not playing next year."
Fantasy Football by Sciacca January 6, 2008

Fantasy Football 

Football for people who are too old to play.
Damn i'm tired from walking a few steps. I know, I'll go play "FANTASY FOOTBALL"