facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007

Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008

fakespace

When you create a myspace or any alike profile based on someone who is not you. Most commonly used to get people to add you who normally would want nothing to do with you.

Jordan: Dude my ex won't add me on myspace.
Chris: Maybe that's cause she is in the process of filing a restraining order against you?
Jordon: I'll just make a fakespace.

by Chris Raska August 15, 2007

faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

by dope-1 October 10, 2006

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

fakeationship

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

Faketriot

When a person pretends to love America, but they really hate half of America.
A Faketriot is full of petty, partisan animosity. He trashes fellow Americans, if they don't think exactly like he does.

I knew Donald Trump was a Faketriot when he joked with Putin about our sovereignty. (in June, 2019, in Japan.)

by eye tunes April 23, 2020