Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

Fakanese

A type of internet user often identified by their use of certain smileys which attempt to imitate the drawn facial expressions in many Japanese Anime cartoons translated into English. Like that white preteen girl who you KNOW lives Montana, U.S. and have never seen a Japanese person in their LIVES, and yet who pretends to speak it. They also often do fan-roleplaying of some form of Anime, and if they make their own characters, they will be a gross misinterpretation of a trademark image in Japan, such as a Samurai or a Ninja with a Chinese given name. Note, a Fakanese person does not have to be a white girl. They can be Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, African, Chicano/a, Middle Eastern, Indian, Native American, Inuit. . male, female, hermaphrodite, neither, other. . .but they MUST want to be a Japanese person(excluding all aspects of Japanese culture, civilization, history, and identity that DON'T have to do with Anime).

Ex. 1:
"Did you see that Fakanese person post this on the message board? They said,'Omg! I luuuuuurrrrrrve Inuyasha! He is SOOOO Kawaii! I can't wait until Adult Swim is on again on Cartoon Network so that I can watch it! I lurve to eat sushi when I watch it, because my mom's food is so disgusting. Pasta? Eww! Anyway, Aishiteru! Arigatou! Sayonara! ^.^;;;;;;;;;'."

by Courtney Lewis September 10, 2005

Fakeinist

Something I made up to describe a sexist woman.

Fakeinist: "1+1=11!"
Man: "Its actually two..."
Fakeinist: "OMG YOU JUST THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME OMG SO SEXIST!"
Man: "Honestly, how did you GRADUATE?!

by coffeebitch August 24, 2020

Faking the rage

When someone pretends to be neurotic or easily angered in order to garner attention. This is also a tactic used by trolls to troll other trolls.

Ghost seems like he's quick to get pissed off over everything. In reality he's just faking the rage though.

"I talked about how I faked the rage" -Ghost

by cumspewp July 24, 2021

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008