A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.
by Xaltz April 3, 2009
Get the Failist mug.To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
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A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.
Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."
by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009
Get the failtard mug.A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.
He totally has failitis
by cong98 August 16, 2010
Get the Failitis mug.When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.
by powersaver23 August 9, 2010
Get the failshow mug.Guy 1: Hey dude, Runescape has gotten boring.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.
by Hardvolume February 26, 2008
Get the FailScape mug.This word is a combination of the words "fail" and "fault". It is used when someone has done something terribly wrong and it is completely their fault.
*Jimmy leaves the freezer door open and all the food goes bad*
You say: "It's all your failt, Jimmy!"
*Jimmy tries to blame the problem on you"
You say: "It's not my failt!"
You say: "It's all your failt, Jimmy!"
*Jimmy tries to blame the problem on you"
You say: "It's not my failt!"
by fishbm May 15, 2008
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