Failboater

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009

Fail n' Bail

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.

What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

Failboat

A growing Youtuber who is hilarious and is just a nice guy in general. He along with GGab, Fyrus, and Jaymoji make up the Failing Four.

Man 1: Hey, did you see the new Failboat video.
Man 2: No, What happened?
Man 1: He played Minecraft with the Failing Four

by Duckdud November 17, 2020

Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.

Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?

by I say stuff February 3, 2021

Titanic fail

1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level

Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail

That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!

by Baz907 January 17, 2009

scam fail

Usually, in video games like Growtopia, or even Pixel Worlds, or even Fortnite, this is an event where the scammer, the obnoxiousnoob forgets to block an entrance, or even try locking a door, OR he might get kicked from a world from dropping his stuff, by you, the victim who either got scammed an item less than the amount you stole from him.

The scammer sets up the world, and eventually doesn't realize he's gonna get scam failed.

You: A drop game? How awful.
Scammer: Yeah. DROP NOW.
You: *Drops a World Lock
Scammer: *Kicks you
You: NO FUCKING WAY. I WANT A REMATCH!!!!
Scammer: Okay then... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: *Asks the scammer a million questions, including to unlock a few doors, and unblock the 'prize'.
You: Can you leave?
Scammer: Sure...
Scammer: *Leaves world
You: *Thinks 'This is my chance to get my stuff back...'
You: *Grabs the prize
*The scammer comes back, and looks concerned
Scammer: WTR, FK1N6 NI0OB G1V3 ME BAK MY WLZ
You: No. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Derpy Peanut Logic December 10, 2018