failboat

the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.

you puppy is a failboat for peeing in my bed.

by #1 failure July 5, 2009

Failboy

1 - A man who fails in life.

2 - A person who epicly fails.

3 - Someone who is so ignorant, that he/she has clearly demonstrated he/she is worthy of the title 'Failboy'.

You haven't seen southpark? You incredible Failboy!

Failing at such an epic scale can only mean you are nothing but a Failboy!

Boy, you fail!

by Jonathan Quiz July 10, 2009

failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009

Failbook

a webshite where people enslave themselves their families and friends when they sign the user agreement contract.

also knowen as slavebook

Look Little Stew just signed up as a slave on failbook ... aww poor little fodder

by dimension-next August 29, 2017

failboss

When being a girlboss goes south and becomes an impressive failure

Did you hear about that girl? She started the girlfight but hurt herself. She really failbossed there.

by burnerphone#17 December 7, 2024