Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

Daddy Faster

you know what it means?

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk

by Colby brock is hot fuck fuck m April 23, 2021

farterific

A word used to describe the extremely catastrophic smell of the ass in which you just ripped.

"Wow... That one was farterific!!"

by crackah ass honkey June 26, 2006

farter starter

1. Any number of foods that can cause rocket gas.
2. When somebody hugs you too tightly, thus having a pump priming effect with your poo gas.

"That beef and bean burrito was a real farter starter!"
"Oh! Let go! You're giving me a farter starter!"

by Mark IV November 16, 2009

Farter The Kid

"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.

"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.

by Fart boys December 11, 2009

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.

Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.

by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007