Fappulence

When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.

Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"

Dude 'Sure, why?'

Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"

Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'

by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009

Cranial Flatulence

When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.

Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).

by Pipsqueakier May 15, 2006

uncontrollable flatulence

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.

One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.

by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004

Flatulence

The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider

Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL February 15, 2006

Fartulence

A very farty type off flactulance

He's fartulence was rather pungent

by FwArt June 22, 2017

Fratulence

Fratulence is any act of flatulence by a male member of the college fraternity system.

Fratulence could also be the accumulation of flatulence in a fraternity house.

Brad: Yo! Did you just rip one?

A.D: Nah man! You're just smelling all of the Fratulence in here
Brad: Righteous

by Amateur Douchebag February 20, 2018

flatulencer

an influencer, that is the human personification of a brainfart. eg. half the beauty community on youtube

A: omg, did you see what james did?
B: such a brainfart
C: duh, he's a flatulencer

by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019