Freecation

Freecation: a business trip to a desireable location in which very little business actually gets done.

My co-worker and I went on a two-day freecation to New York to learn the new software.

by RunGirlRun July 24, 2009

Facerbation

To create a face book page dedicated to all of the outstanding qualities about one's self, and then "liking" said page on his own profile. The self gratification is similar to sexually pleasuring one's self.

Did you catch John's facerbation?

No

He created an entire page dedicated to all of his "outstanding qualities" and exceptional achievements, and then "liked" himself.

And then came in his pants?

Yes, Exactly.

by serry November 2, 2011

fakecation

when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.

I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.

by Kat Moreau September 28, 2008

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

Fakecation

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

by JussieB July 6, 2011