n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
by Matt..... June 06, 2007
by Firelovesugar October 15, 2010
Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.
Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia
Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.
Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia
Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.
"I have been trying to find her all week! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails."
"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."
"What? How'd you know that?"
"One word. Facebook."
"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."
"What? How'd you know that?"
"One word. Facebook."
by 8089364496 January 30, 2009
Guy 1: Dude...that chick at the party was hot. Where's her room again?
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!
by ted_yc November 18, 2006
Hey I was going to cure cancer but I went on facebook instead.
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
by SWIY April 14, 2009
by q-mas February 10, 2005
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 05, 2004