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I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.
Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum
by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.
I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.
by marblewonder July 27, 2009
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facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners
1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010
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Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
by j bobe October 7, 2009
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FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.
MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.
by RICKOLO October 14, 2011
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Facebookies

A term of affection used in salutation or reference to other members or "friends" of members of Facebook, the popular online social networking website.
"Good Morning Facebookies!"

"Whats up my Facebookies?"

"I think LD is amazing! Shes my favorite Facebookie!"
by TrapCurtis September 3, 2009
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Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010
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