Facebcrastination

Facebcrastination is the fine art of using Facebook to procrastinate.

The boss wanted me to finish this excel spreadsheet by lunch but I think I spent too much time Facebcrastinating.

Facebcrastination gets a lot of people fired lately...

by Pandora.Moore September 25, 2011

Faceturbating

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010

facebreak

The act of being broken up with on facebook.

I was going to break up with Pat in person, but I thought it'd be easier just to facebreak with him.

by Joeyar April 19, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)

Karl Selewski has so many women he makes things easier on himself with use of Facebreak

by Bailejor April 26, 2010

Facebucially

Something made official on Facebook.

Hey man, Happy Birthday Facebucially!!!

by JideBlinky March 30, 2009

faceburn

Any form of rejection on the website facebook.com, applicable to any circumstance. Faceburning is hazardous to human health.

She rejected your friend request! FACEBURN!

by EK3000 March 13, 2009

Facebrag

To totally use facebook to show off to a really embarrasing extent...

On Facebook chat:

Cool Guy: Wagwan?

Facebragger: Not much, just doing exams...only need a D...whatever? Even though I'm showing off you are totally cool!

Cool Guy: Whatever signs out to look cool

by Cool Guy765667 July 10, 2009