Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022