Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

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Aaron Lloyd Fuller

A revolutionary when it comes to deflecting politics-related questions in the classroom, Magister (teacher) Fuller has been teaching Latin for over a decade. A hand with the firmness of wet spaghetti in the classroom, he models his teaching style after the Romans, if the Romans had the body structure of a turtle and had never seen a woman. While he may claim he is married with two kids, a little known fact is that his wife married him out of pity and hired two method actors to play their offspring. He is a virgin.

"Ah man, who do you have for 7th period?"

"Aaron Lloyd Fuller, i gotta learn how to be a autodidact."

by gaydragon69 December 14, 2022

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fuclergy

Married clergy who fuck other married clergy.

Barb and Jon are such fuclergy hippocrates!

by Scott Freedom March 17, 2009

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Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

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