full-tonto

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin

Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace

by befigue February 25, 2022

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Full Metal

The state of mind or being in which a person has titanium-clad convictions, will stop at nothing to accomplish their goals, and absolutely lets nothing get in their way of progress. They may also have a strong urge to protect anyone and everyone they can. Someone who is considered Full Metal can also be classified as a badass and admirable person. However, they may display a hot headed nature over some very trivial things, usually over things they may be sensitive about.

He was a very shy and reserved kid growing up, but as he matured he became Full Metal, and now everyone he knows respects him.

by Kishiro July 23, 2010

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

Full Leon

The Full Leon is a sexual position that involves a suspension harness, a whole can of industrial lubrication and a good amount of stretching.

The both partners lube up and one partner suspends himself from the ceiling with the suspension harness (fasten at least at 4 points with security bolts) and mounts the other partner in an inverted twist. Never attempt "The Full Leon" by candle light because of the obvious fire hazard.

Will the Gravity Boner Full Leon Inafune’s fictional niece?

by MarshmallowChihuahuaMinefield March 20, 2013

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

full scrotum

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)

1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is

by manshark April 28, 2016