Fuck Stick

1)A dildo

2)A person that is a dick head or shit stain. One that should sit on a broom naked in the corner.

See Shit Stain

Tim looks like a dick. He is nothing but a "fuck stick". Ha ha ha, very funny joke Tim. Oh boy you are a regular Arnold Brounsfiger. Shut the fuck up you fucking "fuck stick". Go do deep knee bends in cucumber patch. Fuck Stick.

by JLOH December 16, 2004

fuck stick

A missile, bomb, mortar or other explosive device capable of obliterating a large number of people.

Corporal Grady: What are those fuck sticks mounted on the Warthog?

Sgt Schmuckatelli: Those are Sidewinders.

by zabazuve-ha March 17, 2008

Fuck Stick

Slang term for an erect penis

by Biff Monroe March 31, 2003

Fuck Stick

Another name for a dildo or penis,

girl 1: Do you have a fuck stick?
girl 2: I have two

by MusicLover14 April 5, 2010

Fuck Stick

1: an ignorant dumbass
2: =========D

britney sucks the fuck stick all night

by the only non fuck stick May 6, 2003

millennial fuck stick

A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.

Chris is a millennial fuck stick

by FantasyFootballsUJ December 18, 2017

Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020