fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.

I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups

by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022

Fresno Warlocks

a group of hackers who aim low no big pay out and think there ballars

Fresno Warlocks need to chill and let show them how it's done

by jokera March 18, 2022

Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Fresno fettuccine alfredo

so pretty much you take a fettuccine alfredo and dump it into a girls pussy and then u fuck her and nut in her pussy, then you eat the alfredo mix out from inside her. and if she keeps it hairy you wring out the excess into a cup and drink it.

-guy “yo, you wanna go do the fresno fettuccine alfredo?”

-girl “go fuck yourself”

by TheBigOKeepsTheBall January 12, 2026