Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Fresno fettuccine alfredo

so pretty much you take a fettuccine alfredo and dump it into a girls pussy and then u fuck her and nut in her pussy, then you eat the alfredo mix out from inside her. and if she keeps it hairy you wring out the excess into a cup and drink it.

-guy “yo, you wanna go do the fresno fettuccine alfredo?”

-girl “go fuck yourself”

by TheBigOKeepsTheBall January 12, 2026

Full Fresno

to wine and dine a woman, tell her lies, etc. to get her into bed. (Comes from the Scott Peterson case in reference to his mistress Amber Frey. Fresno is her hometown.)

Man! I pulled a full Fresno on her!

by Amy January 2, 2005

Dirty Fresno

When a female spits on a male until he is sparkly clean.

Yo, Steve this girl last night gave me the sloppiest Dirty Fresno I’ve ever had.

by Precious.car.go August 20, 2021

freznoshire

a small village in da hood!

Im from freznoshire

also little skooters represent

we in the hills making dank beats

by George [Little Skooters] January 6, 2019

Fresnobook

(V.) The act of over sharing your life on social media, often including a passive aggressive jab at someone else, a verse from the Bible, and/or a quote from a self-help guru.

'I had to drop Joe from my friends list. Dude was Fresnobooking about his baby momma again.'

'Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run my life. YOLO' -example of to Fresnobook

by DJ Trainwreck March 14, 2015

Fresco Y Mas

a popular Hispanic supermarket chain that started in Florida. The stores have the best supermarket managers in the country.
Alexi (Incident Manager)

Andre ( General Manager)
Juliet (Produce Manager)
Yanai (Deli Manager)

Melanie (Janitor Manager)
Kristie (Security Manager)

Tenemos que ir a Fresco Y Más para acer mandados.
La vieja de callo en la Lina 3 en Fresco Y Mas.
La vieja se iso pipi en el piso en Fresco Y Mas

by frescoymas July 20, 2018