Fomble

a mixture between fondling and fumbling; ie- the awkward moment when you accidentally trip and grab someone's junk.

"Jay was walking down the aisle in Math, tripped, and accidentally fombled me... awkward".

by Cat Lady & Science Brain December 5, 2011

FOMCROFLSHICB

meaning you have fallen out of ur chair rolling on floor laughing so hard u cannot breathe

Bob: brb, here talk to jo
Tim: jo???
Bob: Jo mama!!!
Tim: fomcroflshicb

by Shaun Smith January 28, 2006

Foocla

The act of Unwillingly French Kissing a turtle.

Person 1: Hey wanna French Kiss my turtle?
Person 2: Eww no
Person 1: Too Bad *Forces Person 2 to Foocla*

by ExodiaTheForbidden0ne March 28, 2017

FOCLMMFAO

Falling Off Chair Laughing My MotherFucking Ass Off

See FOCLMAO, LMMFAO

by grapes July 2, 2004

Forclempt

A term usually used as an adjective to describe one being sad or depressed.

"She was feeling rather forclempt"

by Lizzo December 28, 2003

Focl

Falling (Fell) Off the (my) Chair Laughing.

Similar to Rofl except this is more "realistic" in the sense that one reads text/watches a video and presumably falls off his/her chair laughing, or potentially in a seizure.

Person 1: "Yo, I saw this really funny video yesterday and I FOCL'ed."
Person 2: "It will NEVER CATCH ON!"
Person 1: :,(

"If one literally rofl's that person is either: dramatic or having an seizure. This is why Focl was invented. Focl DOES NOT defy gravity."

by Brian J. (sorta: Onikura/JQ) December 18, 2008

foclet

a word created by a small number of pupils meaning, " mmmm f****** chocolate".

Girl 2 : " i have some chocolate".
Girl 3 : " can i have some i love foclet?"

by choco9306 April 26, 2006