Flute

The most annoying instrument in band.

John: Dude did you hear that flute?
Mark: Unfortunately.

by trumpet_player_123 August 30, 2008

flute

Flute -- While men pee you can play a song based on the pee hitting the water. Stop and go and create a rhythm. Once you get really good you play in public. Playing is in public is when you choose a stall rather than a urinal then while you in the stall you wait for other to come in. Then you play your flute as your pee hits the water and you choose your song.

Flute -- Airports are a very nice venue because the bathrooms are always crowd to show off the muscial abilities of the flute penis. After you play your song with the power flush of the airport toilettes is like an audience clapping.

by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Flute

Wind instrument that causes cancer.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that fucking flute.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

Flute

A dildo for hoes.

Hoe 1: where do I get a flute?
Hoe 2: At the hoe store you hoe!

by kghcutrsdfjgkyhjklrydfcgkm November 19, 2016

flute

Something used to charm a snakey prick.

"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"

by snake boi August 31, 2016

Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.

Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!

by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017

Flute

A BITCH NIGGA THAT TALKS BIG SHIT BUT CAN’T BACK IT UP

“Man you a whole flute.”

by BIG PIMP DADDY N December 13, 2017