fuck you flip flops

what wardo saverin left at the cleaners, along with his Prada’s and his hoodie.

“sorry! my Prada’s at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag!!”

by Obi-Wan Canboneme October 24, 2020

flip flop floobity flosby

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.

Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

by wolf_on_the_fold September 1, 2017

mr. flops

a dude that abandons your plans consistently, without notice. after repeated occurrences that dude becomes mr. flops.

Yo man wheres that nigga?
Mr. Flops? he's flopping on your ass.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006

floosy

A girl who sleeps around. The underdog whore.

"Danielle is such a floosy"

by Amberger May 24, 2004

mental-floss

Bits and pieces of interesting conversation that removes harmful mental plaque from one's brain.

David Letterman offers up mental-floss on a nightly basis.

by s6 July 19, 2005

Flawsome

Flawsome. Something that is totally awesome, but not without it's flaws.

Oh dude! That's flawsome!

Yeah, it's flawsome alright, but he shouldn't have jumped off the roof into the pool like that. He could get hurt.

Yeah, Tom got hurt last week doing that.

Totally flaaaawsome.

by Teh Poptart Kid December 2, 2010

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016