Fashtard

A person, usually brainwashed by mainstream fashion trends, who makes rules about what an individual can or can't wear or buy. The average fashion editor can be considered a fashtard; any person writing for, reading, or buying Glamour magazine would be immediatly labeled a fashtard; people who refuse to buy non-name-brand items and people who believe in the term must-have are straight-up fashtards.

Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.

If you are reading this, you most likely followed a link from my site and are a fashtard. I know about your type..

by Sullen Girl October 10, 2006

Fishtastic

Tainted seafood taco of a crab shack that offends the olfactory senses without unzipping the pants.

As I was making out with this girl I noticed that her vagina was quite fishtastic and had to immediately leave.

by The Angry Cupcake July 6, 2011

fishtank

a term used when something upsetting happens; "just my luck"

When she lost the game, she said "aw fishtank!"

by hahajimmyinyourface August 17, 2010

fishbarm

A amateur comedy film 5-piece hailing from Manchester, England

Oh look, theres fishbarm filming anohte rgreat comedy skit

by fbklegend August 10, 2009

Fishtanked

(verb) to bend a girl over a fish tank whilst delivering anal sex to her. Mid-motion remove the lid of the tank and repeatdley dip the girl's head in and out of the tank all the while still ramming the girl in the anus.

I got this girl round last night and fishtanked the shit out of her!!

by Smellyfinger85 July 23, 2010

Fishetarian

Usage: often capitalized
Function: adjective & noun

1 : one who believes in or practices Fishetarianism

That woman is a fishitarian, she only dates other women.

by SvenTribulous July 8, 2004

Fishtailing

Similar to a wedgie. The perpetrator sneaks up behind the victim and quickly inserts his fingers in between the victims ass cheeks, hitting the sensitive skin and putting tension on the victims cheeks and anus. If done correctly can be extremely painful, however should only be done in a joking manner among friends.

Mike: Damn I was walking in my living room yesterday, and Dana fucking fishtailed me so fucking hard.
Dave: Damn, that sucks dude. I hate Fishtailing

by Yazo April 17, 2013