My fincuck paid for my outfit tonight he thought you'd like it.
Don't worry you don't have to pay tonight my fincuck already did.
Don't worry you don't have to pay tonight my fincuck already did.
by StonedSlobberella July 24, 2023
Get the fincuck mug.The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.
A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.
Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.
A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.
Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.
I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.
My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"
My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"
by Jess(; September 9, 2023
Get the Farcus mug.if you searched this on urban dictionary you already know what this is. mreddie fercury is the secret identity of acclaimed singer/songwriter freddie mercury. he is worshipped by all true Queenies and if you don't give him cheese on toast he'll yeet your great sounding maracas into oblivion.
by TheMachineOfADream May 5, 2021
Get the Mreddie Fercury mug.The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.
by Cakecharmer August 17, 2016
Get the Ficus mug.A person(s) who claims credit for ideas, inventions and initiatives, regardless of their actual involvement. Said person(s) will then act dejected or victimized if they do not receive false praise, resulting in severe tantrums and grudges.
Mikey claimed he first thought of selling lemonade from a stand. We all laughed, so Mikey pouted for a moment, then gathered his marbles and huffed home. What a Fiscus!
by advbrosuks February 4, 2010
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