mega fagatron

The security guard at your local public library.

security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray"

you-"Wow your a mega fagatron."

by lucian illusion February 5, 2009

Senior Sword Fight

The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis

Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom

by Mc trippin January 10, 2017

Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic British white girls who tweet about various topics including how they'd kill for a Chinese/McDonalds,boys, hangovers, slug and lettuce and Love Island. For some reason their generic tweets usually reach at least 10k likes.

Easy to spot as their profile picture is usually them posing in their parents' kitchen before a night out.

Fiat 500 Twitter: Omg I love it when my man treats me to a McDonalds x
20,000 likes

by imakedefinitions21 February 7, 2022

Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.

“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”

by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

Figetsexual

A disgusting person attracted to figets thinking that they are a part of the lgbtq+ community.

'im figetsexual'
'eww get away from me'

by Truefacttttssss January 30, 2021

Fight Club Syndrome

When after watching the movie fight club, you begin to question whether your best friend is a real person, or an alter ego your mind has sub-conscientiously created.

Joe: (walks in) hey man, wanna play some Madden?
Dan: (points gun at himself)
Joe: Uh.. Dan.. why are you holding a gun to your head?
Dan: Not my head Joe, OUR head.
Joe: Uh-oh, Fight club syndrome.

by Shane2012 February 6, 2010

Fiat Zombie

A specific set of zombies who don't really know what money is but take fiat money system as taken for granted. Zombification starts at an early age and is hardcoded into kids by fiat zombie parents. These zombies think spending is necessary to turn the wheels of economy. They also tend to shop for unnecessary stuff when they have access to money.

My Keynesian economics professor is such a fiat zombie.

by Readmore13 March 4, 2019