Fiddle Folder

The female equivalent of spank bank; the mental file folder of sexy images that may assist in self-gratification.

Coined by Bill Allred of the Radio from Hell Show - X96 - Salt Lake City

Wow!!! That photo of a shirtless Christian Bale is going right into the fiddle folder!

by TLJohnson March 19, 2011

Fiddle Fuck

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

by osamio November 1, 2010

fiddle the bean

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

by moggg April 21, 2006

fiddle fantry

An exclamation to use when you're writing an English paper during the end of your Junior year and you've run out ideas because you're an idiot.

Fiddle fantry! The Youngers WERE more likely to achieve their goals in "A Raisin in the Sun!"

by Rex Hadges May 18, 2005

Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Fiddle-jizz

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010