feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "
Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
by Wordupyo! February 09, 2015
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feltch friendly

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
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Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
by Matthew Pearson December 04, 2007
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The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 04, 2005
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reverse butt feltch

3 dudes are required for this venture. 2 receive cum in the bum bum then you attach a 3-way straw and whoever of the 3 pulls the shortest straw gets to suck the cum from both bungholes at the same time NIE NIE NIE!!!!
Oh yea, I'm going to my brothers for a reverse butt fetch session Definition: Reverse Butt Feltch, (an act of Sodomy mixed with sweat and bodily fluids)
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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 03, 2024
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feltch daiquiri

When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum
Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri
by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017
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