Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

fat father syndrome

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.

Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.

by Emmy M January 17, 2012

Father

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

Father problems

Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.

"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."

by jtuffs December 18, 2014

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010