Resting Ass Face

The male equivelent of "resting bitch face"

"hey, is he cool?"

"Yeah, he just has resting ass face"

by Percussion97 October 25, 2015

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

by pillow theft October 8, 2018

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Ass face

Someone whose chin looks like someones ass has recently been on it.

Matt's such an ass face. Look's like someone's been shootin' the rim.

by Hank August 23, 2003

Ass face

someone who sticks the head between there legs and licks there ass crack. You can tell usally who these peaple are because like scanky hores that suck dick,(on the girls lips theres jizz) you can see crusties on there lips. ASS FACE

im a dumbass that cant come up with a good defonition for something as dumb as ass face. ASS FACE

by the evilleprican August 29, 2003

Ass-Face

Someone who is your friend and sexually harasses you so you dont tell them to stop because you know they will tell you they arent doing anything that bad. They hold your hand, kiss you, give you hickeys, & try and put they're hand down your pants. But you still dont say anything to them, and you think your a bad person for not doing anything, and think that its not their fault they are doing this, it's yours. And the worst part is that they are going out with someone, and they tell them you are the one who likes them.
And they dont think it's wrong?

I just cant do anything about that ass-face, he just wont stop.

That ass-face makes me want to cry myself to sleep every night.

by Baby Girl Beautie March 30, 2008

face in ass

When you shove your face into someones nasty asshole

While performing face in ass, martha shat and gave billy herpes.

by Pussymaster69420bushblazed9/11 April 19, 2016