eye masturbation

Rubbing your eyes really hard due to some irritation or allergy! And you keep on rubbing them because it feels so good and it's like eye masturbation

He's rubbing his eyes since the past 5 minutes I'm sure he's doing eye masturbation.

by SFSKMD February 1, 2014

eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

Eye Smile

The crescent moon-like shape the eye curves into when someone smiles. It is found as an attractive characteristic and commonly associated with Korean/Asian culture.

Girl 1: Who do you think has the best eye smile in KPOP?
Girl 2: I really love Taeyang's eye smile.
Girl 3: Me too, but I think Tiffany from SNSD has the best eye smile.

by rgrant2504 February 27, 2011

eye-opener

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one

Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.

by Light Joker October 2, 2005

Eye Bacon

Something pleasing to the eye, typically a member of the opposite sex. Because everyone loves bacon.

"Damn, there goes a couple strips of eye bacon"

by advocatusdiablo March 4, 2009

Eye-hurt

A visible object that hurts your brain when viewed. This could be an ugly-ass girl/guy, or a crappy piece of art.

- Dave: Yo dude, did you see Gretchen?
Lance: Yeah man, she's a whole lot of eye-hurt.

Or:

- Me: Damn website font is eye-hurt!

by Colorado Hitler June 11, 2010

eye candy

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.

God, look at that, its eye candy.

by bonnie August 9, 2004