Exorcist Face

When a guy sees a really sexy girl and results in a transfixed occurrence whereby their eyes are pointed inwards and their tongue is hanging out, drooling.

I was at lunch and this really hot chick stood up and she had the booty the size of a basket ball. Before I knew it, I was staring at her with my exorcist face on with my chicken wrap falling out of my mouth.

by Judas' Exorcist Face January 18, 2011

Extortion

Compelling someone to do something they don't want to do by making them an offer they can't refuse.

The attempt by President Trump to force President Zelensky to fabricate dirt on Trump's political opponent by withholding desperately needed Congressionally approved military aide to the Ukraine is the very definition of extortion.

by LuLuFromTheBronx October 5, 2019

exorcist

when a female (well, whatever you want) gives a blowjob while lying on her back with her palms flat above her shoulders, raising her body up just like in the exorcist.

oh. my. god. she just gave me the best exorcist ever. i came so hard i think i had a miscarriage.

by Kipp March 12, 2005

exorcist piss

when you take a piss so long, it is as if you are expelling demons from your body.

"Bro what took so long? You were in there for 4 minutes, I thought you had to take a piss."

"I had an exorcist piss, bro"

by jimmyc27 February 14, 2012

income extortion

Money you pay into state and federal government for services you never receive and will never receive a refund on.

Just filed my annual income extortion papers with the state and IRS, there's some money I'll never see again.

by LexLover June 26, 2016

re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist'

Confined to one's bed due to illness, with smelly and unpleasant symptoms including vomiting and possible incoherence due to illness or side effects of medication. Probably with some crusty sick around the mouth.

"It was sweet that he wanted to check on how she was, but she was re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist', so she wouldn't let him see her."

by sprmnky December 2, 2007

extorcist

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who demands outrageous payments for his/her "services".

Y'know, it's not just gypsies and "little guy" con-men who are extorcists --- "big name" evamgelist-dudes like Pat Robbertson and Oral Robberts come to mind!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019