Ettorney

An engineer by trade and study that can no longer conduct simple mathematics because he moonlights as a lawyer and dreams of litigation scenarios over words like ‘will’ and ‘might’ and ‘estimated’ to the point of paralysis.

Person 1: Hey...did you see Chris, our ettorney, babled for two hours wasting everybodies time instead of doing his fucking job?

Person 2: Yep...that guy’s a douchebag.

by Matt_Foley October 8, 2020

The Exorcist

The act forcing your mate to eat copious ammounts of pea soup and then forcibly Face fucking them while gripping tightly to the back of their head until they start to vomit while screaming the power of Christ compels thee.

The girl claimed she had the demon in her so I tied her to the bed and preformed "the exorcist" till sunrise.

by Manwe841 September 24, 2018

Exmortis

This totally fucked-up game that will give you nightmares.

Billy: Eh, Bob, I played Exmortis on AddictingGames last night.
Bob: Yeah, how'd that go?
Billy: I don't think I'll be sleeping right for a while.

by Music1Geek February 17, 2008

exoronic

1the state where you feel like you have been fucked in your ass, but don't have a clue by who, tis called
*to be 'exoronic-ed'
2.exo-ron-ic: exo(=opened by) ron(=ron or ronny, name of a person) ic(=latin for ass)

Ugh, I slept bad, I feel so exoronic

by griep April 6, 2003

exmortis

A series of online point-and-click horror games by web designer Ben Leffler. So far there are only two but a third is in production.

I just played BOTH Exmortis games in a row! That's me with no more sleep for a few nights...

by Ghizza Gazza March 28, 2008

exmormons

A fun group of people who describe their experiences in the Morg, and what brought them to leave, and their experiences leaving. They have families they love, standards they follow, and are a profoundly knowledgeable source for information about Mormonism.

"I'm going to the exmormons forum to learn more about the Mormon Church."

by Billy Wineglass January 20, 2009

exorcize

To drive out a supposed evil spirits from a person, place or thing, especially by an incantation or prayer. To rid a person, place or thing of an evil spirit.

Exorcize the devil from my son!

by tXk^ October 30, 2008