expedition

Jenn's Car filled with Cumstains

We checked to see the if the cumstained car was ours, when someone said "NOOO! THAT'S JENN's Expedition!"

by JeNn'ScUmStAiNeDeXpEdItIoN October 7, 2003

expedict

To be very rapidly screwed.

A cross between 'expedite' and 'dicked'.

My employer went out of business overnight and I was expedict in the morning.

by Joe Fryer September 5, 2007

experial

The belly button region

You got lint in your experials!!

by jimmy dean32 November 26, 2013

expeliamos

What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFU except it is more offensive to those pointy-hat-wearing Potter nuts.

HP dork: "I read the 7th book 17 times already, and tonight I'm going to read it again. I can't believe what happens to Ron and Hermione. Oh my gosh, it's like...."

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "Expeliamos! Don't make me call Voldemort on your nerdy ass? Now shut your mouth and do something productive."

HP dork: *starts crying profusely"

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "There there. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but please take my advice and stop reading Harry Potter and dwelling over this fake nonsense. How about reading something real like Grisham's The Firm? Eh? Try it - it might help you a bit."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

expedion

A complete lying bafoon

don't be an expedion, i know you stole my stuff

by AceTK August 16, 2007

mommy's expedition

A bitch who thinks mommy's car is hers and drives her ford expedition

Jenny "Mommy's Expedition" S.

by I found GOD dawg March 10, 2003

expediature

An expediature is a snarky comment or statement that is heavily exaggerated. Expediatures aren’t meant to be taken literally and are used for joking purposes.

The group of friends trade expediatures about each other.

Expediatures are written all over the internet

by Almost Clutched March 5, 2023