exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

by fackyou2 September 19, 2009

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Exit College

Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.

ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.

by winnthrop October 22, 2010

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Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009

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Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.

Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!

by iRONFiSTER March 2, 2010

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Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

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