Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!

by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013

Exergized

The combined sensation that results from being both exhausted and energized at the same time. This feeling typically arises after taking a killer Bikram Yoga class.

This feeling can come from other activities. Because of the combination of a cardio vascular work out, intense detoxification, stretching and strengthening every muscle in the body, it is most prevalent in the Bikram Yoga series.

Commonly compared to the feeling of complete and utter bliss.

Yogi#1- Hey! How was your Bikram Yoga class last night?
Yogi #2- ohhh, woooowwww. It was sooo good. I left feeling totally exergized.
Yogi#1- *Ahh of jealousy* I knew I should have come in... :(

by Yogis just sweat March 5, 2011

Exerection

The boner some men get after exercising.

Dude leaving the gym I had a total exerection.

by Detroit-Jay May 26, 2011

Exerfart

When a small fart is released while exercising or performing some other physically strenuous activity.

I was holding his feet for sit ups in gym, and he let out an exerfart right into my mouth! It tasted like chocolate chip cookies!

I picked her up from the bed to bury the sausage in her whispering eye and I accidentally exerfarted!

My dad is so old, he exerfarts every time he gets up from his chair.

by SirHangDangly December 27, 2011

Exer

An aweeeesomeeee friend who--most of the time will not let you down! A smart and on-task person who deep down probably wants to get extrrreeeeme revenge on their enemies. Super fun once you get to know them and probably a very unique person :^} also hates confronting people unless its online.

exer probably has dozens of friends too !

by fm0011 February 28, 2022

Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

Toe exercising

Exercising your toes with the intent to perform sexual acts

Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!

by Karen Powers March 16, 2022