A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.
Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.
Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.
Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
by beeurd July 30, 2008
Get the blended ewokmug. An Ewok is a Wookie follower. Often an Ewok is a Wookie who does not fit the criteria of being extremely ugly or overweight. These two relative species do however do share poor taste, hygeine and a lack of intelligence. Distant relatives to the Hutt family.
Keith: "That Wookie is bothering me."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."
Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."
Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."
by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008
Get the Ewokmug. 1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online
Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth
by obi-wanna-blowmi September 3, 2010
Get the Noodling the ewokmug. person 1: man last night I took that girl out to eat and when we got home I had a little desert.
person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?
person 1: oh yea
person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?
person 1: oh yea
by kay 9 June 20, 2011
Get the ewok slotmug. A small amount of hair in the drain of a bath or shower. A larger chunk is usually referred to as a Tub Wookie.
Frank, every time you shower, I find a Tub Ewok. Can you please take care of it when you get out, so it doesn't grow up to be a Tub Wookie after I shower?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
Get the Tub Ewokmug. When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.
Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.
by Lukus L July 31, 2007
Get the Soggy Ewokmug. Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
by Wilby Daniels December 7, 2013
Get the Ewok Cockblockmug.