Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising

Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS

by TumbleMr May 22, 2022

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase originates from The MMA Hour, first coined by journalist Ariel Helwani

Ariel Helwani: "Volkanovski vs Ortega is going to be insane, but let's be honest, the Nick Diaz vs. Robby Lawler rematch is the People's Main Event"

by MemeGod630 November 17, 2021

burn event

A camping festival, such as Burning Man or one of its regional spinoffs, which is: based on social principles similar to those of Burning Man (such as "radical self-reliance," "leave no trace," and no vending permitted); at which are found numerous works of art, interactive performances, and art cars; and which culminates in the ritual burning of a large wooden object.

She's a hardcore burner - probably went to more than twelve burn events in the last year.

by papertygre June 1, 2010

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by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021

homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.

We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Bad Lettuce Event

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

by Blushift December 23, 2008