what even is

Asking the origin or purpose of an unknown or mysterious object in a terrifying and confused manner.

What even is that thing?

by Lemyrddin January 31, 2011

Even Flow

This is one of the best, if not THE BEST, songs written and performed by American grunge band Pearl Jam. This song is recognizable for its catchy guitar riff and its hardcore chorus. It appears in Guitar Hero 3 and is one of the best songs to play.

Even Flow,
thoughts arrive like butterflies,
oh, he don't know,
so he chases them away!!!

by therealmasterofpuppets July 16, 2009

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

even-outer

Masrurbation for the purpose of temporary hangover relief.

I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.

by Tashmoo12 December 13, 2016

how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

can't even

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

by Loquacious Misanthropist July 09, 2015

to get even

to do something to someone to even out what they did to you

I heard Emily was talking about me behind my back. I am going to have to get even with her and talk about her behind her back.

by dannytrum February 17, 2015