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Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.
by Daddydef February 20, 2015
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Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.
We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.
by Joel1983 October 3, 2017
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Evacious

it describes a person who acts slutty at night but acts like a good girl during the day. its like living two lives.
"Stop being so evacious, you keep dressing like a slut at parties and clubs at night, but you act like a teachers pet during the day."
by YayaPrecious February 28, 2009
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evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Operation: Evacuation

A synonym for explosive diarrhea. Usually occurs after the consumption of shady ass food, drinking more than your ass (literally) can handle, and other fun stuff.
Charlie: "That white castle last night fucked me up. I gotta go use the shitter."
Ross: "Yeah that food demanded for Operation: Evacuation."
Charlie: "Word."
by The Wolf of NJ June 13, 2009
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evacuation fatigue

The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond October 9, 2020
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evacuate your fudge barrel

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"
by Mr. U January 19, 2007
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