erectopus

a dinosaur possessing the ability to elongate its phallus to behemothic dimensions

yo dude, that erectopus has a huuuuuuge dong
yo dude, i'm hung like an erectopus

by erectopus December 16, 2009

ejector crab

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.

Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.

by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017

Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

by gregben June 5, 2021

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004

electoral college

Also known as the Electorate. A very complex way of electing the President of the United States that is mandated in the Constitution. Each state is given a number of electors or electoral votes by population—California 54 and Wyoming 3—equal to the number of electors it has in the Congress. On election day Americans actually vote for an elector to cast their vote rather than voting for the President himself, despite what the ballot says. Most states have a “winner take all” system that gives all of its electoral votes to the candidate with the most votes. However, some states have no law, and the electors may vote for the candidate they wish or their electoral votes will be awarded based on the popular vote. Six weeks after the general election and the popular vote, the chosen electors travel to their state capital to cast their vote for President; these are the actual votes cast for the President. The candidate with at least 270 electoral votes (one more vote than 50% of the total electoral votes) is the winner. The electoral college and not the popular vote, is what actually elects the President. This system was put in place by our Founding Fathers in the Constitution but resulted in two candidates—one being George W. Bush in 2000—being elected after losing the popular vote. The electoral college has come under fire a few times (usually by liberals who don’t like the Constitution), but works in general. The last time was in 2000 after George W. Bush defeated Vice President Al Gore. The system isn’t perfect but ideal in a Representative Republic like the United States. Changing it would require a Constitutional Amendment by the Congress and a majority of the fifty states.

The electoral college is the process by which we elect the President of the United States.

by [e-mail] October 13, 2008

Electoral College

A group of people who represent states, and are the ones that do the actual voting. It's also the reason why Trump got elected, despite the fact that more people voted for Hillary. The electoral college is why your vote probably doesn't matter. (still vote though it's good for you)

The electoral college is the worst and it makes me want to cry.

by lil.wayne March 9, 2019

erectermination

The process of cock slapping a plethora of people with the male genital erection until all of humanity is exterminated.

Pass tense: erecterminated

I wish I had some friends to talk to, too bad I erecterminated the world last weekend.

Or

I'm the Adolf Hitler of erectermination. Can I buy you a drink?

by R.A.D April 2, 2008