England Band

Bunch of "loyal" fans, generally regarded as attention-seeking atmosphere-killers employed by the English Football Association to play at England matches. Home and away. Possibly the most infuriating, pointless, mind-numbing collaboration of idiots the world has ever seen. They have an extensive repertoire of four songs, one of which they can't play properly. Their renendition of the "Great Escape" theme has been going on for about eight years now, it has never once been appropriate. No one likes them anymore, their kitsch, camp appeal died after the first three matches. They have ruined the incredible support England once had, as you can't sing along to any of their tunes, even if you wanted to. They killed the singing of "Three Lions", one of the great footballing anthems, and for that alone they should be arrested. Sitting next to them in a match is akin to chinese water torture.

Did you enjoy England's win 7-0 over Germany in the World Cup final?

No, that pissing England Band spoiled it again.

by Kielan Thompson May 26, 2006

England's Largest Off-Licence

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

New Englanders

People born and raised in New England

Straight forward, no bullshit, working class, often have distinct accents.


Don't feel the need to be all hug-y and flaky like Californians when they meet people. Will give you a hard time, but only if they like you.


Often found in Diners and eateries named after the same person who's going to serve you wieners and coffee milk when you walk in the door. (ie- Sally's, Barbara's...)

Considered rude by the rest of the country, but only because they're pansies and can't handle honesty.

Person 1- Yeah I just moved to Rhode Island, and my neighbor hasn't said hi or waved or anything yet... but the other day when we got snowed in he came over and shoveled me out!

Person 2- What a true New Englandah.

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Person 1- I'm visiting here and I don't think any of the natives like me!!

Person 2- We're New Englanders, dear. Stop being so sensitive.

by rubyluby July 6, 2008

England Fan

A person who partakes in very few football activities. They do not go to football on saturdays, but own an England shirt and support a football team they have very few links with. They also regularly watch Soccer Am and play golf.

guy 1: I see you've got Tottenham on Wednesday night, why don't you go up with Danny, he supports Tottenham doesn't he?
guy 2: Nah he's just an England fan.

by vibeAdvice December 3, 2006

Western New England College

(WNEC) A college in Springfield Massachusetts that has a very high male to female ratio making it very difficult for a guy to get laid.

-"Hey I'm going to Western New England College next year!"
-"That sucks man you're never gonna get laid."

by billakaherc August 5, 2006

New England

The only region of the United States that actually has four seasons. We New Englanders are ready for anything!

If you don't live in New England, you don't really know what summer, autumn, winter, and spring really are.

by Autumn Leaves October 29, 2007

England is my city

A while ago, in June of 2017, a famous and up and coming rapper, Nick Crompton and Jake "Fuckboy" Paul, came up with the quote, "England is my city." This caused many people to discriminate him for being mentally retarded. Sadly, his fan loved his "masterpiece" of a song and praised him for it. It is still a debate on whether England is a city or not due to the fact there are cities named England.

Jake Pauler: England is my city
Any person who has a brain: No, no, you are wrong. Very wrong.

by Nick Crapton August 31, 2017