Mo is eng

A true statement. Mo is eng. A very bad science teacher who has an accent you can barely understand. Almost as useless as twitter users. Maybe even more useless. He plays a video that turns off after 5 seconds and he is spending his time busy presumably watching porn and then gets angry when you’ve written nothing from the video.

(Person) bro mo is so eng
(Me) yea ikr ofc he is

(Person) *shoots self*
(Teacher) *guilty laugh* why is he bleeding? can u stop and play attention

*gets fired*

Mo is eng is a very bad person but an honest and truthful and very important statement.

by Glizzy.factory🤑 August 3, 2023

Gan Eng Seng Primary

ah kua school. only got gay short stupid people

oi you from gan eng seng primary rite? ah kua school ah that one

by itz_accidental August 19, 2021

Eng

A male is who unattractive, especially around the nose bridge

“Geez, what an Eng”
Yeah just look at that nose bridge, yuk”

by Taking your mom June 21, 2019

chelsea eng

random ass mf

chelsea eng and william were fucking last night

by siciejsndn March 21, 2024

Eng

Sloppy fellatio given from one man to another, often transmitting an STD in the process

“Oh Dave Enged you last night?”
“Yeah, he got super messy and gave me gonorrhea“
“Damn, I want to be a good enged too”

by Taking your mom June 9, 2019

Tan Eng Keat

Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.

Mr Tan Eng Keat is my dream boat

by Mr Tan’s no1 fan August 11, 2020

Ashley Yen Eng

Ashley Yen Eng is one of the best kinds of people you can meet. She is a girlboss, genius, Olivia Rodrigo stan, and an incredible friend. You would be lucky to meet someone with such a bright and contagious energy. Ashley is supportive, a great listener, an avid gif user (specifically on Slack), and is the kind of person who puts her all into everything she does. If you meet an Ashley Yen Eng be prepared for many many boba trips and a significant amount of ~quirkiness~ added to your life.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN

Person 1: "Do you like the Girl Up club? I'm thinking of joining!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩

by slay.all.day7 January 17, 2022