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Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass
Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”
by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019
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engating

The stage of dating between just dating and being engaged
Jim and Pam got engaged last week but they have been engating for months.
by shawack January 1, 2009
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Killswitch Engage

The greatest metal band of all time. Killswitch Engage rocks my sox!
Person A: What kind of music do you listen to?

Person B: Pop....

Person A: .......Fag.. -_-

Person B: What's wrong with pop music?

Person A: Go buy some Killswitch Engage...
by ☺╦ù♦ April 23, 2007
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engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.
Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
by are595 November 9, 2009
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engadget

by imacmatt09 August 30, 2007
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Killswitch Engage

THE BEST METAL BAND OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Best beats best lyrics, the only band that comes close is Shadows fall!
every past presant and future Member is awesome! everyone person who is a fan of KSE is more than likely a cool person man, i'm glad i was listining to the Metal channel March 2002. well, even if i wasent, there growing fast!
no matter what happens to this band they will still be the best ever, even there new singer sounds almost identical to the old one!
In the Unblind
just barily breathing
to the sons of man
any of there songs
by „¤„¦„©„¢ November 1, 2003
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Engaged

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.
Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*
by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010
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