eclair

When your girl shits across the whole length of your cock and then puts the end in her mouth, causing jizz to squirt out into her mouth, representing the delicious dessert treat known as an eclair. Just put your mouth on the end of an open-ended eclair and succ as hard as you can, and you'll get the comparison. The "eclair" is considered to be "given" to the male from the female, and if it's two gay guys, it's toward the one who got the shit on their dick.

Gary: James! What's that brown and white mess over there on your bed?
James: Oh, that. That was from last night. Jenny was over, and she totally gave me an eclair!

by 508gang June 26, 2017

chocolate eclair

When one gay man pulls his penis out of another, hopefully, gay man's ass, therefore having the penis covered in "chocolate", and the previously receiving man jerks off a white "frosting" over the now chocolate covered penis.

The chocolate eclair that you will receive at the "Bottoms Up Rainbow Bar" is a distant cousin from the one you will get at the supermarket.

by Glenn S. January 25, 2004

Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003

Boston Eclair

When 1 Person Sticks There penis inside the Others butt and cums and wipes it on a hot dog bun and eats it whole.

Joey Was Hungry So Miguel Made Him a Boston Eclair

by The Hot Dog Button July 3, 2008

Eclair

A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculate the cream and the woman the bread

Sophie: David totally eclaired me last night

Michelle: eww that's gross

by Gozone October 12, 2014

pennsylvania eclair

when the male inserts his penis into a pastry far enough so that the tip of the penis is sticking out. he then inserts his penis head into the girls rectum while she is turtle heading then proceeds to ejaculate on her face

Hey Dave I gave your mom the Pennsylvania Eclair. I hope you don't mind cleaning the sheets

by shyts weak August 17, 2010

Chocolate Eclair

Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair

She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.

by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 25, 2011