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EMP

My ex texted me and said he wants to see me. I responded with “you can, as long as you emp.”
by Niyaaaaaaa May 26, 2023
mugGet the EMPmug.

EMP

A joined EMP clan and ranked 1
by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020
mugGet the EMPmug.

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.
“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”
by ms7 October 12, 2025
mugGet the Emp-AI-thymug.

Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
mugGet the Attention EMPmug.

empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with
Omg he/she is such a empest
by Empesser May 22, 2021
mugGet the empesmug.

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021
mugGet the Russian EMPmug.

Emp Guns

Best way to remove A mobster gangstalking device.
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
mugGet the Emp Gunsmug.

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