EMP

Eat my pussy

My ex texted me and said he wants to see me. I responded with “you can, as long as you emp.”

by Niyaaaaaaa May 26, 2023

EMP

A Fortnite team.

A joined EMP clan and ranked 1

by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.

Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.

by Phorkus October 19, 2016

empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with

Omg he/she is such a empest

by Empesser May 22, 2021

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

Emp Guns

Best way to remove A mobster gangstalking device.

Emp guns are the bane of trackers

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021