Dirty Emily

When you pour coke in a partners ass hole, drop a mento in the ass hole after you pour the coke, and cover it up with your hand and let it explode inside their anus.

Person 1: I’m bored of the old sex moves.

Person 2: Try doing a dirty Emily.

by Narwhal humper 420 June 10, 2020

Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.

Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/

by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010

Emily virus

When a softie/crybaby tries to be a baddie and its cringe.
And also when someone often uses the rolling eyes emoji (🙄)

Person 1: (something a lil offensive)
Emily: Whatever, ugly 🙄
Person 1: EW YOU HAVE EMILY VIRUS

by THIS NAME IS TAKEN LMAO March 11, 2022

Emily K

a beautiful girl who i havent met yet but she stole my heart and will always have it. emily has beautiful eyes and a gougouse body... she is also known to make people smile without even trying emilys are the most amazing people in the world and the girl anyone would be lucky to have.

guy1:my gfs so amazing
guy2: yea my gfs Emily K
guy1: :( damn

by samcenter January 19, 2012

Emilyn

Gorgeous young lady that has high standards and is always enjoyable

An outgoing girl that is smart and full of life, an Emilyn

by bigyellowcello52 August 5, 2011

empty barrel

Empty barrel is a term used by older generations (baby boomer and older) that refers to a person who exhibits bluster and puts forth loud uniformed opinions to get attention. {attention-seeker} {loud mouth} {liar} {trouble-maker}

That politician is nothing more than an empty barrel.

by Philly Wordsmith October 20, 2017

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016