Emerick

A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.

The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.

by Ron Merz September 8, 2007

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

emerica

hey its not eminems country you retard its a skate shoe. and the song you're thinking of by eminem is called White America. not emerica

emerica is a skate shoe

by rethan December 28, 2005

The Emeril

After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"

Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.

by Tas989 January 4, 2008

emergical

a phrase to save time for persons calling for help.
- abbreviation of emergency medical,

Emergency medical assistance--emergical assistance.

by theodor logan October 26, 2006

emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

by Bulldog January 30, 2003

emerica

a kick ass skate shoe company. not eminems country u dumbass

i got a new pair of emericas today.

i want to get sponsered by emerica

by DAR May 6, 2003