eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek

Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Eleanor

Eleanor's are complex characters, they portray a charismatic, socially confident and often intimidating façade, however this is simply a front and just one of their many sides. Eleanor's are charismatic but not necessarily sociable, as they enjoy time alone, as though they are compatible with many other types, few people understand an Eleanor's complex nature. Eleanor's are loved and friends with all kinds of people but possess few close friends as they find it hard to trust people, as people have hurt them in the past (so also be aware of her physical space due to her trust issues) But once you are a close friend of an Eleanor you have pretty much won the lottery as theyre the most honest, sincere, loyal, caring, and supportive friends you could ever meet. Due to the loyalty generated by an Eleanor's friends it is highly advised NOT to piss her off, as if you do her wrong once, you will have a whole army of her loyal minions to deal with. Also she is prone to anger and aggression and though she controls this well, one should not push her buttons. Many fear her, many love her, many admire her and many wish to her know her.

To be compatible with an Eleanor you must be loyal, understanding, patient, caring, loving, tolerant and persistent. Eleanor's rarely have a type appearance-wise but are incredibly influenced by ones personality; if you have the same odd humour and the thing that makes you a little bit different from the rest of the guys then you are a definite candidate.

guy: how do I get on that girl Eleanor?
me: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...there is just no way
guy: what, why?
me: dude, she's too complex for you, and she will never trust you and...
guy: well I just wont give up
me: mmm yeah good luck buddy.

by brad0777777777 August 30, 2012

Eleanor Anderson

Probably the most coolest chick you'll ever meet.

Person 1: "I finally met Eleanor Anderson!"
Person 2: "How amazing is she?"
Person 1: "Very."

by Elley-a November 11, 2010

eleanor jones

Country bumpkin turned city girl. People person with a passion for all things digital and wired haired Daschunds.

did you pree eleanor jones in the shoobz on Friday? She is a real Country bumpkin turned city girl.

by dreamcream January 7, 2016

elsea

Elsea is probably the best thing you will ever find in your life. She is the most beautiful person alive and if you ever befriend an Elsea, cherish it because she moves fast. She will keep her good friends and make sure you know when your not her friend. She will watch a few football games here and there, but is normally and softball and volleyball girl. She focuses on her life more than you would think and don’t even dare call her Elsa!!! If you do, prepare for a fight. WARNING: She’s a DUMB BITCH!

Person: “bye...ELSA”

Elsea: “oh you just went there!”

by Elephante October 17, 2019

Eleanore

Sexiest hoe alive, she is drop dead gorgeous and gets all the boys on their knees!

If ya call and Eleanore, Ella she will come beat your ass.

She is all for one night stands and is hella thicc!

Boy1: ‘yo do you see that thicc ass’
Boy2: ‘Dude that booty belongs to Eleanore’
Boy1: ‘The fine hoe in our grade?’
Boy2: ‘you bet’

by XxBrokenGirlxX June 13, 2020

eleany

Eleany is a very unique person that cares a lot about others. she tends to put others first and has the biggest heart. she’s an amazing girlfriend that would spoil you. She also has her struggles but never gives up. Eleany has the best humor of all time, she’s very positive about things and try’s to make others feel good about themselves. She’s very sensitive but can handle a lot. You’ll regret letting go of her.

Eleany is one special girl.

by 1726UrbanDictionary October 18, 2020