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Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'
She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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Eleven-teen

The number that comes after ten-teen.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,eleven-teen
by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 11, 2022
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Eleven Bravo

Noun, Infantrymen in the United States Army. Generally coveted MOS short of being an 18 series. Smarter, tougher, harder, and more lethal than you. Worshiped by 19D's.

The US Army Infantrymen is resourceful and intelligent. He will out smart his enemy, he will out maneuver his enemy, and he will lay down suppressive fire so deadly that pound for pound he is the most lethal creature on two legs. He is tough and afraid of nothing. He jumps out of airplanes and repels from helicopters and is his enemy's worst nightmare. He completes the Darby Queen in record time and can eat shit that would make Marines sick to their stomach. He climbs mountains and will lay in an ambush for three days before making contact with the enemy. He drinks excessively and parties louder, faster, and better than all of the other MOS's.

Definitely the pitcher when it comes to banging 19D's. He eats concertina wire and pisses napalm. He uses a Claymore mine as a pillow. Attends Ranger School or any other school for that matter that will make him better than everyone else. Most feared NCO's in the world.
Eleven Bravo: "Nothing gets my dick hard like cruising nap of the earth in a Blackhawk at 2 am watching tracers and gunfire fill the sky through nightvision. And then landing in a hot LZ with plenty of badguys to send home in bodybags."

Nineteen Delta: "Hold me. I can't even pass a PT test."
by elwoodblues85 July 7, 2011
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Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.
Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.
by satyrcynic March 31, 2010
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Eleven it

Anytime you do not know an answer to a math question, or any question in that matter, you shall simply guess the answer to be 11.
Someone: duuuuuuuude that test was sooooo hard, idk how u finished so early
Sometwo: Bro I didn't even know what the hell I was doing, I just elevened the shit out of it
Somethree: how did u guys do on the test, im taking it today and im really nervous
Someone and somethree: Just Eleven it!
by SASSSSSSSYASSSSSS April 24, 2019
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Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.
Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??
by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020
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eleven-teen-year-old

Refuring to a very annoying, very young, pre-teen girl between the ages of 11-15 who jump at any opportunity to fuck an older man. (commonly found at concerts)
"There are more eleven-teen-year-olds here than an All Time Low show."
by juturna102 November 15, 2009
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