primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

Elect the Dead

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^

My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.

by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

Election Day

No school!

(and a day for voting and other crap)

Who cares about voting, we don't have to go to that school-like institution!

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

generative elections

“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.

In 2024 the generative elections were spoofed by LLMs simply making sh*t up.

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever

The 2016 election made me like bill clinton

by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017

Supplies election

A democratic voting process to nominate and install a leader to manage ongoing resources.

Also, an Asian term for an unexpected stiffy.

Australian man: "How will we decide who will order the popcorn from now on?"
Asian man: "Supplies election?"
Australian man: "Great idea. Crikey, where'd your boner come from?"

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004