eff that 

A way of saying "Fuck that" without using the actual "F word." Used by many "edgy" teens, attempting to appear hipster and rebellious.

Person A: We have 5 hours of HW
Person B: Eff that

eff that by gtweak November 5, 2013

eff off 

Go the hell away. Same meaning as WHATEVER and SCREW YOU. Said mostly jokingly or when someone is annoyed.

Karm: Eff off, you annoying POS.
Sue: *cry*

eff off by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003

Eff Me 

1. A statement you say to someone else demanding them to have sex with you. Better than just "do me," or "fuck me."

2. When something doesn't go your way, many people say "Eff me!"

"Hey Jenna, you should eff me."

"Ugh, an F on this test?! Eff me!"

Eff Me by Sammy9089 December 17, 2009

Eff Nog 

A synonym for "What the fuck" in a kinder manner.
Also used to get into the holiday spirit.

"What the eff nog are you talking about?"

Eff Nog by Rayrob November 21, 2011

eff eff ess 

Another word for FFS, similar to Oh em gee.

eff eff ess i just got pooneded by a manyang.

eff eff ess by Mike Egidi May 23, 2006

eff u 

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

eff u by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

eff yo couch 

1.)The answer to any comment.
2.)The act of fucking someones couch

1.)Hey! get me some cheese
Hey...eff yo couch!
2.)You ever wonder what happened to your couch? you know that big hole that's in it? Yeah.. that was me. I effed yo couch.

eff yo couch by Andrew Johnson June 11, 2006