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Rex Erection

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
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erectosaurus

(n) refers to the enlarged or fully engorged male reproductive organ that is designed mostly for placing in between the crack o' ya ass.
Usage:

"I got something for the crack o' ya ass. It's ERECTOSAURUS!!!"
by johnahn February 4, 2007
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Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
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Correction Errection

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010
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Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.
“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “
by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019
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school election

Basically a popularity contest. It doesn't matter how many extra curriculars you are involved in, how well you speak, how you campaign, or how good your platform is. What only matters is how popular you are and what your lies are.
Today's School Elections:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic. He's really popular and he promised free donuts if he won.

Dustin: But what about Hannah? She's been on the Academic Team, in Science Club for 3 years and is involved in NJHS. She looks like she could do a really good job.
Ben: Yeah, but who is she? I'm voting for Nicc, cuz who doesn't like Nic?
What the elections should be:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic.
Dustin: Why? What has he done for the school?

Ben: I don't know. His speech wasn't that good, was it? That Hannah chic, her speech was really good.
Dustin: Yeah, you bet it was! I'm gonna vote for her! She's not only been on Academic Team and NJHS for 3 years, but she's been in Science Club, too. She's WAY more qualified than Nic is.

Ben: You're right. I'm voting for Hannah

So, that's how it is and how it should be.
by Ms. N. Nelson January 4, 2011
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eRelationship

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"
I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.
by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010
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